This was Too funny not to post & Yes Cnha you are my Queen & J.P. Vuk you are my prince.
Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
- Blaming your farts on me… not funny… not funny at all!!!
- Yelling at me for barking. I’M A FRIGGIN’ DOG, YOU IDIOT!
- Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
- Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose…stop it!
- Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you’re not home.
- The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooo. What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
- Taking me to the vet for “the big snip”, then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
- Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven’t quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
- Dog sweaters. Hello???? Haven’t you noticed the fur?
- How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you’re just jealous.